Friday, July 19, 2013

Stanley Cup Officially Ruined - Peter Hassen


Peter Hassen is a total dick. He’s the Senior Director of Market Development and Community Affairs for the Chicago Blackhawks. Long title. Total dick. Somewhere out there is a dying kid whose wish it was to hang with Lord Stanley’s Cup in the Blackhawks locker room. Maybe get a jersey with his name on it. That kid can read Peter’s Tweet and now fade to black knowing life just never got fair. Thanks to Peter Hassen. He loves Justin Bieber. He hates dying kids.

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